(Nowhere Man)
He's a real no hair man
Ashley and Martin now in his plans
Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody
Only has a hair or two
Knows not where it’s going to
Look into the mirror and see
No hair man please listen
You don't know how much you’re missing
No hair man, you can always use a spray can
He's as bald as he can be
In his scalp, reflection you’re gonna see
No hair man, I can see it all
No hair man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all 'til somebody else
Lends you a can
Ah, la, la, la, la
Only has a hair or two
Knows not where it’s going to
Look into the mirror and see
No hair man please listen
You don't know how much you’re missing
No hair man, you can always use a spray can
Ah, la, la, la, la
He's a real no hair man
Ashley and Martin now in his plans
Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody
Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody
Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody