(Norwegian Wood)

And when I was young
I had such fun without technology
And there was no gloom
Just as it should, new tech’s no good

Then computers came
With promise and full of fanfare
So I looked around
And I noticed them popping up everywhere

I tried my laptop couldn’t get online
So I let out a whine
We tried until two and then she said
"It's time for bed"

She told me she’d text
In the morning before she’d had her bath
I told her I didn't
Have a cell phone and started to laugh

Where is the tape deck, it’s all new tech.
What’s MP3's by heck
So I threw up my hands
Just as it should, new tech’s no good.