(Only A Northern Song)
If you're in a nursing home
You may get restless and you may start to roam
But you can’t, there’s a lock on the gate
When you listen late at night
Take your meds cause they help you sleep tight
But if you can’t, you’ll just have to wait
It doesn't really matter when you start
You’ll get a kero bath, and on your path, you’ll be
As it's only a Nursing Home
It doesn't really matter what happens I swear
Or how you fare or if your hair is gone
When it's only a Nursing Home
For the sake of harmony
I’ll lock you in and lose the key and I’ll say
There's nobody there
And I told you there's no one there