(Hey Bulldog)


Old girl
Waiting for a train
Old man
Doing it again
The way the trains are they’ll be waiting for a while
But they’ll just have to wait because they’re travelling for miles

Child-like
No one understands
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands
Living in a nursing home with all the old dears
You know they won’t take the time to wipe away your tears

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Big man (yeah)
Walking in the park
Young girl
Frightened of the dark
You want to pass a motion and you want to pass it soon
To soften your stool you should try the juice of prunes

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Wahoo woo! Woo!
Hey Granma! Hey Granma!
Hey Granma! Hey Granma!

Hey man, what's that gran?
Wooh!
What do you say?
I said, "Wooh!"
You know anymore?
Wooaah ha-ha-ha!
You've got it, that's it, you had it!
That's it, gran, woo!
That's it! You've got it!
Don't look at me gran, I only have ten children
Ah ho! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Quiet gran, quiet!
Okay, quiet!

Hey Granma!
Hey Granma!