(She's Got The Devil in Her Heart)

She’s just a geriatric fart
But her eyes are old and wise
You know she tears my heart apart
But her hips they’re dislocating

I’ll take my chances
For dancing is
Something she can’t do I fear
She can’t go walking
Has trouble talking
The angels gather around here.

She’s just a geriatric fart
No, no you know she’s sedated
She’s gonna tear my heart apart
No, no keep her medicated

I can’t believe she’ll ever, ever go
Not while the sun shines and her eyes are all aglow
She can’t go walking
Has trouble talking
She only dribbles can’t you see

She’s just a geriatric fart
No, no you know she’s sedated
She’s gonna tear my heart apart
No, no keep her medicated
Don’t take chances
For dancing is
Something she can’t do I fear
She can’t go walking
Has trouble talking
The angels gather around here.

She’s just a geriatric fart
No, no you know she’s sedated
She’s gonna tear my heart apart
No, no keep her medicated

She’s just a geriatric fart
Now, there’s an angel sent to her
She’s just a geriatric fart
Now, there’s an angel sent to her