(I Am The Walrus)
I take drugs to help me sleep, to sleep deep
And keep me altogether
See how I zoom right out of my room
To get my meds
I'm crying
Eating up my corn flakes
Waiting for the pills to work
Good morning nursey, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I took the wrong drugs
Goo goo g'joob
See all the little pills sitting
Pretty little pills all in a row
All the same colour and shape, style and size, they’re confusing
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
I took hallucinogens instead of diazepam
Now, I’m having strange and weird and vivid dreams
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I took the wrong drugs
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man (now good sir)
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I took the wrong drugs
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)
Health experts tell those choking smokers,
Don't let Phillip Morris laugh at you.
See how they lie. Like politicians lie,
See how they lie.
They're lying.
Semolina flour, sitting on the pantry shelf.
Underneath, a cockroach singing Hare Krsna.
Man, you should’ve heard me sing "get it outta here"
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I took the wrong drugs
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)