Cry Baby Cry

(Cry Baby Cry)

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
You know I’m a real bed wetter

I was living in a nursing home
Just off Strickland Street
The nurse was in the bedroom
Making up my bed with plastic sheets

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
You know I’m a real bed wetter
So cry baby cry

Sometime in the bathroom
I was putting on a fresh pair of Depends
For the nurse had told me
I was going to get a visit from friends .

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
You know I’m a real bed wetter
So, cry baby cry

The other residents were always smiling
And arriving late for tea
While I was having problems
With a leaking bladder always leaking pee

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
You know I’m a real bed wetter
So cry baby cry

At four o'clock a meeting round the table
For it’s time for tea
It’s not appetizing
Only gruel and mash and mushy peas.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
You know I’m a real bed wetter
So cry baby cry cry cry cry baby
Make your mother sigh

You know I’m a real bed wetter
Cry baby cry, cry, cry,cry
Make your mother sigh
You know I’m a real bed wetter
So, cry baby cry