(Dear Prudence)     


Impotence
Why won’t you let me come out to play ?
Impotence
The booze has kept it away
The sun is up, but I am not
Too much booze has left it to rot
Impotence
Why won't you let me come out to play?

Impotence
You know I can’t get a riser
Impotence
I’ll have to rely on Pfizer
Can’t pitch my tent, the pills are blue
I’m taking them just for you
Impotence
You know I can’t get a riser

Look around, around (round, round, round)
(Round, round, round, round, round)
Look around, around, around (round, round)
(Round, round, round, round, round)
Look around

Impotence
Let me see you smile
Impotence
Like a teenage child
Let me use it like I know I should
So let me show you some wood
Impotence
Won't you let me see you smile?

Impotence
Why won’t you let me come out to play ?
Impotence
The booze has kept it away
The sun is up, but I am not
Too much booze has left it to rot
Impotence
Why won't you let me come out to play?