(I'm Happy Just to Dance With You)
I don’t know what to do
Everything seeps right through
So I'm putting Poise pants on you
Please believe me dear, I understand
That these messes aren't something you've planned
At your age you’re incontinent too
So, I'm putting Poise pants on you
Oh, I pray you'll make it through the night
Though the odds of that are really slight
There's a million things that I would rather do
Than have to change the sheets at two
Poise pants on you (Oh, oh)
Is something that I need
Before this night is through
There'd be a mess on you
So I'm putting Poise pants you see
I can tell by that look on your face
You think this is such a big disgrace
There's a million things that I would rather do
Than have to change the sheets at two
I don’t know what to do
Everything seeps right through
So, I'm putting Poise pants on you
If your body has to shake some waste
There won't be a mess all round the place
Oh, that nursing home gruel
Won’t stay in you
So I'm putting Poise pants on you
Poise pants on you (Oh, Oh)
Is something that I need (Oh, Oh)
Before this night is through
There'd be a mess on you
You can’t help it you’re incontinent too
Yes, I'm putting Poise pants on you
(Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh)