(Lovely Rita)
Take out pizza from Pizza Hut
I don’t know about all this fuss
You know I’ve had it all my life
Causing high cholesterol
Now I’m taking lots of plant sterols
But I don’t really care cause I’m older than I look
In a cap I look much fatter
But that doesn’t really matter
At eighty-four I’m a real pizza fan
Take out pizza from Pizza hut
May I inquire discreetly
Are you free for home delivery?
Pizza !
Tried to eat a Domino sinner
But I can only eat a Pizza Hut dinner
Told her I would really like to come here again
Got the bill and quickly paid it
Took it home I nearly ate it
In the sunset of my life sharing it with you
Oh, take-out pizza from Pizza Hut
Where would I be without you
I’ll pick it up or home delivery too
Lovely Pizza Hut, Pizza Pizza Hut
Oh Take out pizza from Pizza hut
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