(Getting Better)
It's gets no better anytime
I have to have my dinner at four (no, I can't complain)
And when I watch the TV it’s set to roar (no, I can't complain)
I have no more friends (ah-ah)
Rely on Depends (oh-oh)
It’s just what happens when you’re eighty-four (four, eighty-four)
I've got to admit it gets no better (better)
It gets no better all the time (it can't get no worse)
I have to admit it gets no better (better)
It gets no better
Now I’m eighty-four
I used to be angry, didn’t care
But that was when I had a full head of hair
I tried to chew but my teeth are now few
I'm doing the best that I can
I've got to admit it gets no better (better)
It gets no better all the time (it can't get no worse)
I have to admit it gets no better (better)
It gets no better
Now I'm eighty-four
Getting not much better all the time
It's gets no better anytime
Better, better, better
It's gets no better anytime
Better, better, better
You know I can’t remember my woman
I can’t remember her or the family I’m sure I loved
My mind is blank, I’ve only age to thank
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
I've got to admit it gets no better (better)
It gets no better all the time (it can't get no worse)
I have to admit it gets no better (better)
It gets no better
Now I'm eighty-four
Getting not much better all the time
It gets no better all the time
Better, better, better
It gets no better all the time
Better, better, better
Getting not much better all the time