28/06/2023
(A Hard Day's Night) Down at the Old Farts home It’s 6 o’clock time for bed Down at the Old Farts home I only sleep with my meds But when I wake in the night You know I get such a fright No more will I roam You know I watch all day Dr Phil and Judge Judy And no matter what I hear you say I try but still can’t get a woody So why on Earth should I moan? 'Cause when I get you alone You know I feel okay When I'm home Everything seems to be right When I'm home Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah Down at the Old Farts home It’s 6 o’clock time for bed Down at the Old Farts home I only sleep with my meds But when I wake in the night You know I get such a fright No more will I roam So why on Earth should I moan? 'Cause when I get you alone You know I feel okay When I'm home Everything seems to be right When I'm home Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah Down at the Old Farts home It’s 6 o’clock time for bed Down at the Old Farts home I only sleep with my meds But when I wake in the night You know I get such a fright No more will I roam No more will I roam No more will I roam
(Things We Said Today) Don’t pull your face that way If the wind does change Your face will stay that way No way to rearrange No, don’t talk to strangers When you are so far away I hope you will remember Things us oldies say You do as I say now Not as I do, mind Don’t say a harsh word now If there’s nothing kind Better wear clean undies In case a car runs over along the way I hope you will remember Things us oldies say Leave it alone or you will find That kind of love will put hair on your palm And though we may go blind Love is here to stay and that's enough Don’t make me come in there When your father’s home It’s time to cut your hair We'll go on and on Better wear clean undies In case a car runs over along the way I hope you will remember Things us oldies say