28/06/2023

Tragical History Tour

(Magical Mystery Tour) Roll up roll up for the History Tour Roll up roll up for the History Tour Roll up That's an invitation Roll up for the History Tour Roll up To make a reservation Roll up for the History Tour The Tragical History Tour Is waiting to take you away Waiting to take you away Roll up Roll up for the History Tour Roll up Roll up for the History Tour Roll up They reminisce in all your deeds Roll up for the History Tour Roll up Satisfaction guaranteed Roll up for the History Tour The Tragical History Tour is hoping to take you away Hoping to take you away The History Tour Ah The Tragical History Tour Roll up Roll up for the History Tour Roll up That's an invitation Roll up for the History Tour Roll up To make a reservation Roll up for the History Tour The Tragical History Tour Is coming to take you away Coming to take you away The Tragical History Tour Is dying to take you away Dying to take you away Take you today

Your Grandmother Should Know

(Your Mother Should Know) Let's all get up and go to the home It’s where your grandmother roams Every year on that second Sunday in May On Mother’s Day-ay (your grandmother knows) On Mother’s Day-ay Sing it again Let's all get up and go to the home Its where your grandmother roams Every year on that second Sunday in May On Mother’s Day-ay (your grandmother knows) On Mother’s Day-ay Lift up your hearts and fill up that room With flowers and chrysanthemum blooms Though she was born a long, long time ago Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows Sing it again Da da dada da da da dada dada dada da da Da dada da da Though she was born a long, long time ago Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows, your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows, yeah

I Took The Wrong Drugs

(I Am The Walrus) I take drugs to help me sleep, to sleep deep And keep me altogether See how I zoom right out of my room To get my meds I'm crying Eating up my corn flakes Waiting for the pills to work Good morning nursey, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob See all the little pills sitting Pretty little pills all in a row All the same colour and shape, style and size, they’re confusing I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye I took hallucinogens instead of diazepam Now, I’m having strange and weird and vivid dreams I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (now good sir) They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity) Health experts tell those choking smokers, Don't let Phillip Morris laugh at you. See how they lie. Like politicians lie, See how they lie. They're lying. Semolina flour, sitting on the pantry shelf. Underneath a cockroach singing Hare Krsna. Man, you should’ve heard me sing "get it outta here" I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, jooba Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

The Drool On The Chin

(Fool On the Hill) Day after day, he’s lonely still The man with the foolish grin is taking his pills But nobody wants to know him, they can see that it's just drool And he never gives an answer But the drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head can’t see the world spinning around Well on the way, drool coming down The man hears a thousand voices talking perfectly loud But nobody ever hears him or the sound he appears to make And he never seems to notice But the drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head cant see the world spinning 'round And nobody seems to like him, and he never wants to wipe it And he never shows his feelings But the drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head can’t see the world spinning 'round (oh oh oh) 'Round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round And he never listens to them, he knows that it’s just drool They don't like him The drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head can’t see the world spinning 'round Oh ('round and 'round and 'round and 'round) Oh

I've Lost My Way

(Blue Jay Way) There's a fog upon my brain And I seem to have lost their way It’ll be over soon the voices said Now I’ve almost lost my head Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Or I may be asleep Well, it only goes to show That you don’t know where to go If you forget to take your pills You’ll never cure your ills Please don't be long (don't be long) Please don't you be very long (don't be long) Please don't be long Or I may be asleep Now it's past my bed I know And I'd really like to go I’ve been sitting up all night And things just ain’t right Please don't be long (don't be long) Please don't you be very long (don't be long) Please don't be long Or I may be asleep Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Don't be long, don't be long Don't be long, don't be long Don't be long, don't be long Don't be long