28/06/2023
(Yesterday) Menopause, I’m getting hot and flushed without a cause, Don’t know why, I guess it’s just because , A result of menopause Suddenly, I'm not half the woman I used to be Sweaty skin drops off of me me Oh, menopause came suddenly I take estrogen, progesterone, who would’ve guessed Confusion all the time, now I pine for PMS Menopause, My bitchy moods would sway without a pause I guess it’s just one of nature’s laws All a part of menopause I take estrogen, progesterone, who would’ve guessed Confusion all the time, now I pine for PMS Menopause, My bitchy moods would sway without a pause I guess it’s just one of nature’s laws All a part of menopause Mm mm mm mm mm.
(Act Naturally) I’m gonna stay out all night long I’m gonna have too much wine and song They say I’m just a man that's sad and lonely And I really should just act eighty-three Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big man Might win a heart, you can never tell A young girl’s gonna make me a big man 'Cause I can court her heart so well Well, I hope that I can keep up with my Sweetie And you know that they will plainly see The biggest fool that ever played around some And I really should just act eighty-three They say I’m just a man that's sad and lonely And beggin' down upon my bended knee I'll screw the part and it will need replacing I really should’ve acted eighty-three Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big man Might win a heart, you can never tell A young girl’s gonna make me a big man 'Cause I can court her heart so well Well, I hope that I can keep up with my Sweetie And you know that they will plainly see The biggest fool that ever played around some And I really should just act eighty-three
(I like You Too Much) Though I’ve woken up this morning it came as a surprise At my age there's no next time I may never again to rise I’m in a nursing home, you know it's true 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel I've tried before to leave here But I don’t remember how To walk out would leave me lonely Which is what I am right now I’m in a nursing home, you know it's true 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel It’s not stew I’m so old you know believe me If you leave me I can’t follow you and bring You back where you belong 'Cause I find it hard to stand up If I have to stand too long I’m in a nursing home, you know it's true 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel It’s not stew I’m so old you know believe me If you leave me I can’t follow you and bring You back where you belong 'Cause I find it hard to stand up If I have to stand too long I’m in a nursing home, you know it's true 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel
(It's Only Love) I’m just so hungry when every night goes by, my oh my Just the thoughts and my inside just flies, butterflies Why am I subjected to this gruel It's only mush and that is all And it’s really only gruel It's only mush and that is all Do they take me for a fool Is it right that the food is such a fright, every night? Just the sight of gruel makes makes my face, white, very white Haven't I got the right to have real food It's only mush and that is all And it’s really only gruel It's only mush and that is all But do they take me for a fool Yes, they take me for a fool Simple fool