(Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)

It was 28 days ago
That I had to give away the “blow"
You know it wasn’t a case of if but when
I was going to end up in the “pen"
So may I introduce to you
The act that’s on the dsm-v
Betty Ford's Celebrity Recovery Band

We're Betty Ford's Celebrity Recovery Band
We’re playing down at the clinic
We're Betty Ford's Celebrity Recovery Band
And everyone outside’s a cynic
Betty Ford’s Celebrity, Betty Ford’s Celebrity
Betty Ford's Celebrity Recovery Band

It's wonderful to be here
We’re living without pills
You're such a captive audience
You’re living in the home with us
You’re living in the home

I’ve been sober, now for awhile
And I just can’t hide my smile
So I want you all to just get hip
That I’m heading for my 30 day chip

So let me introduce to you
The one and only Dr James West
And Betty Ford's Celebrity Recovery Band

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